So Cutty and I got called upstairs to HQ this morning. Place was in an uproar. You see a while back we both got flagged to do a bit a writing. Some loose dramaturgy on the QT for the department. Publicise our operations a little. Get people aware but not involved. That was the whole … Continue reading Stop the Press!
Original article can be found here. 57. The CIA controls the New York Times, the Washington Post, other reputable leading newspapers, and some academics. Cutty: No. That's the Illuminati. PlanetNiles: There is no Illuminati. You're thinking of Rupert Murdoch. Cutty: That's what I said. Rupert Murdoch just thinks he's the Illuminati. 56. David Rockefeller put … Continue reading Commentary to BuzzFeed’s “The 57 Best Conspiracy Theories I Heard At New Jersey’s 55th Annual UFO Conference” Part 1
Something Terrible Has Happened That sound you just heard was me breaking the fourth wall. We need you all to understand something crucial. It's been touched on before but I'm putting this here so that it's clear. THIS IS NOT REAL The department is a creation of Cutty and I, based upon ideas and dreams … Continue reading Something Terrible Has Happened
You might have noticed that I haven't been posting as much of late. There's a reason for that but I can't talk about it. Bad stuff is happening. The kind of boring real life bad stuff that most people have to face at some point in their lives. I just wish mine wasn't quite so … Continue reading Haitus
This is another post to say that the ongoing real life crisis is interrupting our regular posts, yet again. Sorry. I wish I could explain what is going on. I wish I could put into words the nightmare that afflicts my family. But this isn't something I can publicise. This isn't something I can express without making … Continue reading More Crisis Shit
Many of our regular readers may have noticed a lack of post yesterday. That is due to the ongoing Crisis afflicting us in our real lives. As a result of this I've had this stuck in my head the last few weeks. What if all you understand Could fit into the center of our hand? Then … Continue reading Crisis Earworm
Well I say report I actually can't say much yet. The Battle went fairly well but not a complete victory yet. The immediate crisis is over but I don't know for how long. Tomorrow we shall be back to the regular posting pattern. At least until the next crisis.
The crisis is not yet over and I'm not ready to tell you about it either but I will say this. If things go well tomorrow I shall owe the Morrigan a favour. If they go badly... well they'd better not go badly That I would consider owing the Morrigan anything a good thing will … Continue reading Head above the parapet
There are basically seven different groupings of supernatural/paranormal abilities. These are your classical magic/sorcery/witchcraft, miracles, psychic powers, martial arts abilities, chaos magic, dramaturgy and the "super powers" of the Paragons and Monsters. Ignoring the last three for now the first four are officially known as Thaumaturgy, Theurgy, Psi and Qi powers. They use effectively separate "esoteric pseudo-forces" … Continue reading On Magic[k]
It turns out my laptop is not covered by my gadget insuarance because, although I bought it new from a reputable small trader, I bought it via Ebay and that's excluded in the terms of the policy. The laptop is currently with the guys at techrescue who are trying to fix it or at least … Continue reading It’s the weekend. Time to break the fourth wall