Part 1 is here. This is a response to this listicle. 41. Zeus was not an angel. Zeus was a Hero of Old. (?) PlanetNiles: Zeus was once known as Teshub. Also written as Tehuvh. Or Yehuvh. Do you see where I'm going here? Many masks. Many names. Same entity. CuttyDarke: According to who you … Continue reading Commentary to BuzzFeed’s “The 57 Best Conspiracy Theories I Heard At New Jersey’s 55th Annual UFO Conference” Part 3
I really shouldn't say anything. Really I shouldn't. But it's important. "Sable Lovekraft", whomever that might be, released another story a few days ago. On the full moon. Arthur's Curse is far darker than their previous work. Instead of just a gentle, if kinky, romance the character's of Kay Reynolds and Harriet Roxburgh face actual … Continue reading Arthur’s Curse
Part 1 is here. This is a response to this listicle. 49. English occultist Aleister Crowley let the demon Lam into our world through an inter-dimensional portal, via Satanic ritual. CuttyDarke: That unreliable self publicist? If he rose from the dead to tell me the sun rose in the east I'd get up extra early … Continue reading Commentary to BuzzFeed’s “The 57 Best Conspiracy Theories I Heard At New Jersey’s 55th Annual UFO Conference” Part 2
So Cutty and I got called upstairs to HQ this morning. Place was in an uproar. You see a while back we both got flagged to do a bit a writing. Some loose dramaturgy on the QT for the department. Publicise our operations a little. Get people aware but not involved. That was the whole … Continue reading Stop the Press!
Original article can be found here. 57. The CIA controls the New York Times, the Washington Post, other reputable leading newspapers, and some academics. Cutty: No. That's the Illuminati. PlanetNiles: There is no Illuminati. You're thinking of Rupert Murdoch. Cutty: That's what I said. Rupert Murdoch just thinks he's the Illuminati. 56. David Rockefeller put … Continue reading Commentary to BuzzFeed’s “The 57 Best Conspiracy Theories I Heard At New Jersey’s 55th Annual UFO Conference” Part 1
Something Terrible Has Happened That sound you just heard was me breaking the fourth wall. We need you all to understand something crucial. It's been touched on before but I'm putting this here so that it's clear. THIS IS NOT REAL The department is a creation of Cutty and I, based upon ideas and dreams … Continue reading Something Terrible Has Happened
Well yesterday was hectic. Let's see. The electric star gods invaded, landing their neon pyramid ships on crucial geomantic sites and re-energising the entire planetary grid. That brought the dead back as shambling zombies and triggered earthquakes, tsunami and the magnetic-poles to shift. The very fabric of space-time tore. A temporal infarction resulting in utter … Continue reading The Great Apocalypse of 2012
Unconfirmed reports of a dead yPhone are coming in. I should explain. yPhones are notoriously hard to brick. They're somewhat beyond the current state of technology and always look at least 1 generation ahead. But are... well the nature of the technology they use is beyond my pay grade. For the most part they behave just like … Continue reading yPhones
Story starts here. Ends here, right where you are. Cat was deported to Avalon where he will be incarcerated for the next two decades, a twinkling in the eye of for one of the Fae. Having been 'incarcerated' there myself for a few months it's not exactly a bad way to spend a score of … Continue reading And That’s A Wrap
To congratulate Agent Gideon for his MBE. "For services to film and media" my entire arse. We all know what it's really for; it's only the official secrets act that holds our tongue.