Commentary to BuzzFeed’s “The 57 Best Conspiracy Theories I Heard At New Jersey’s 55th Annual UFO Conference” Part 3

Part 1 is here. This is a response to this listicle. 41. Zeus was not an angel. Zeus was a Hero of Old. (?) PlanetNiles: Zeus was once known as Teshub. Also written as Tehuvh. Or Yehuvh. Do you see where I'm going here? Many masks. Many names. Same entity. CuttyDarke: According to who you …

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Arthur’s Curse

I really shouldn't say anything. Really I shouldn't. But it's important. "Sable Lovekraft", whomever that might be, released another story a few days ago. On the full moon. Arthur's Curse is far darker than their previous work. Instead of just a gentle, if kinky, romance the character's of Kay Reynolds and Harriet Roxburgh face actual …

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Commentary to BuzzFeed’s “The 57 Best Conspiracy Theories I Heard At New Jersey’s 55th Annual UFO Conference” Part 2

Part 1 is here. This is a response to this listicle. 49. English occultist Aleister Crowley let the demon Lam into our world through an inter-dimensional portal, via Satanic ritual. CuttyDarke: That unreliable self publicist? If he rose from the dead to tell me the sun rose in the east I'd get up extra early …

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Commentary to BuzzFeed’s “The 57 Best Conspiracy Theories I Heard At New Jersey’s 55th Annual UFO Conference” Part 1

Original article can be found here. 57. The CIA controls the New York Times, the Washington Post, other reputable leading newspapers, and some academics. Cutty: No. That's the Illuminati. PlanetNiles: There is no Illuminati. You're thinking of Rupert Murdoch. Cutty: That's what I said. Rupert Murdoch just thinks he's the Illuminati. 56. David Rockefeller put …

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Something Terrible Has Happened

Something Terrible Has Happened That sound you just heard was me breaking the fourth wall. We need you all to understand something crucial. It's been touched on before but I'm putting this here so that it's clear. THIS IS NOT REAL The department is a creation of Cutty and I, based upon ideas and dreams …

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The Great Apocalypse of 2012

Well yesterday was hectic. Let's see. The electric star gods invaded, landing their neon pyramid ships on crucial geomantic sites and re-energising the entire planetary grid. That brought the dead back as shambling zombies and triggered earthquakes, tsunami and the magnetic-poles to shift. The very fabric of space-time tore. A temporal infarction resulting in utter …

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yPhones

Unconfirmed reports of a dead yPhone are coming in. I should explain. yPhones are notoriously hard to brick. They're somewhat beyond the current state of technology and always look at least 1 generation ahead. But are... well the nature of the technology they use is beyond my pay grade. For the most part they behave just like …

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