I’m breaking into the current story (archived here) because for once I got to personally witness shit going down. Seriously, that never happens. I work in an archive for fucks sake. Most of the drama I witness is decades old. I only got called in because I was literally the only familiar face available. Well … Continue reading The White Rabbit and the Iron Caterpillar
Part one is here. Part 2 is here. Part 3 is here The contents page is here. I’m not going to try and summarise it for you go back and read them. I’m going to return to the extract of the witness statement of Doctor [REDACTED]. “The morning of the third day at sea … Continue reading Code 5 Alert Incoming – Part 4
Part one is here. Part two is here. The Cestus Dei report contains a transcript of an interview with one of the refugees. A Doctor hoping to eventually make it to the UK with his family. I’m including some excerpts but I won’t reproduce his whole statement here. I think you’ll agree he is a … Continue reading Code 5 Alert Incoming – Part 3
Part one is here. The ship left port during what proved to be a brief lull in the storm. They had been told to expect a journey of 10 days or more but when the storm blew up again it seemed to be driving them toward Italy and most took it as a good omen … Continue reading Code 5 Alert Incoming – Part 2
So this is happening: Human Traffickers Are Abandoning Ships Full of Migrants. The short version, for those of you wary of clicking away from the safety of The Department’s servers, is that human traffickers have taken to filling cargo ships with refugees, pointing them at Europe, locking off the controls and then leaving the ship. … Continue reading Code 5 Alert Incoming – Part 1
By now everyone probably knows about the Russian Meteor. Many of you will have heard of the Cuban Meteor, or the claims thereof. There's been a lot of talk about the Tunguska event. Officially the Department cannot comment. We didn't do it, it didn't pass through British airspace and we had no personnel on the ground. As far … Continue reading On Meteors and Butterflies.
Contents page. On the way back to the Landrover I briefed the man in black and called Detective Jayne and told her where to meet us. Chris missed it because he was trying to persuade the Runt to let him play with her ears. By the time he caught up with us the guns were … Continue reading And the killer is…
Index here. I don’t like being lied to. No-one does. Lying to the Department is another thing entirely. We object to it in the strongest terms. When the Department objects to things we don’t keep it to ourselves. Everybody gets a slice. Mycroft hacked into a satellite feed to check the camp was still there … Continue reading A Visit She Wont Much Like
Just occasionally our cousins across the Atlantic cock up. Mostly they are the very soul of efficiency. In fact if the Department has one quarrel with them it's that they're too efficient, too controlled. So on the rare occasions that they make a mistake it's invariably hilarious. Ladies and gentlemen I give you this: Kidnapped Goat Returned … Continue reading Goatnapped
It looks like everything will be returning to the usual levels of shittyness. I hope to get back to the regular schedule of posting from tomorrow. That is all.